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  • « L’exemption des engagements d’exclusivité au “seuil” de la réforme du droit des accords verticaux : Quelle(s) part(s) de marché ? », Doctrines, Concurrences N° 3-2009 – pp. 39-48 Concurrences, N° 3-2009, n°26714, pp. 39-48 (avec M. Abenhaim);
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  • « Les stratégies juridiques en droit des coordinations entre entreprises – Une approche scénarisée » in A. Masson (éd.), Les stratégies juridiques des entreprises, Larcier 2009.

Written by Nicolas Petit

9 September 2009 at 11:03 pm

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Jokes on Economists

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On the first day God created the sun – so the Devil countered and created sunburn. On the second day God created sex. In response the Devil created marriage. On the third day God created an economist. This was a tough one for the Devil, but in the end and after a lot of thought he created a second economist!On the first day God created the sun – so the Devil countered and created sunburn. On the second day God created sex. In response the Devil created marriage. On the third day God created an economist. This was a tough one for the Devil, but in the end and after a lot of thought he created a second economist!
Two good jokes on economists:
On the first day God created the sun – so the Devil countered and created sunburn.
On the second day God created sex.  In response the Devil created marriage.
On the third day God created an economist. This was a tough one for the Devil, but in the end and after a lot of thought, he created a second economist!
They say that Christopher Columbus was the first economist. When he left to discover America, he didn’t know where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.

Written by Nicolas Petit

9 September 2009 at 11:02 pm

Posted in Jokes